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| 【 New Software - 'INSTALLING LOVE' 】 |
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Customer Service (CS) Rep: | Can you install LOVE? |
| Customer: | I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I
think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? |
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CS Rep: | The first step is to open your HEART. Have you
located your HEART?
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| Customer: | Yes I have, but there are several programs
running right now. Is it okay to install while they are
running? |
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CS Rep: | What programs are running?
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| Customer: | Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE,
LOWESTEEM.EXE,GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
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CS Rep: | No problem. LOVE will automatically erase
PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may
remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer
disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE
from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
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| Customer: | I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell
me how?
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CS Rep: | My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
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| Customer: | Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal?
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CS Rep: | Yes it is. You should receive a message that says
it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see
that message?
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| Customer: | Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
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CS Rep: | Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in
order to get the upgrades.
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| Customer: | Oops...I have an error message already. What
should I do?
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CS Rep: | What does the message say?
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| Customer: | It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
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CS Rep: | Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means
that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS
but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those
complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms
it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can
"LOVE" others.
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| Customer: | So what should I do?
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CS Rep: | Can you find the directory called SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
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| Customer: | Yes, I have it.
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CS Rep: | Excellent, you are getting good at this.
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| Customer: | Thank you.
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CS Rep: | You're welcome. Click on the following files and
then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The
system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
catching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your
recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone
and never comes back.
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| Customer: | Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really
neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now
and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART!
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CS Rep: | Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be
able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
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| Customer: | Yes?
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CS Rep: | LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn
share it with other people and they will return some really
neat modules back to you.
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| Customer: | I will. Thank you for your help.
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